So the Celebreality shows have had a little bit of time off-and I haven’t been able to update, so here’s what happened recently.
Rock of Love: Bus
Last time was the infamous favourite of Bret’s, the Mud Bowl 3. Kelsey lost the game for the Fallen Angels, and Mindy was named MVP for the Sweethearts, meaning that she got to go on an overnight date with Bret, cause he had a concert in Dallas. The next day, Bret gets the news that a friend of his who he met when he went over to Iraq to perform for the troops was killed in an attack, and a damper is put on the whole day. Meanwhile, Jennifer has been dealing with the death of her dad (yes, her dad was Jeff, aka Gretchen’s fiance from Real Housewives) and she and Bret bond. The date with the rest of the Sweethearts is understandably somber. Jennifer is eventually sent home, after Bret decides he needs some time with Kelsey and Brittanya shows that she wants to be there-and also for Jennifer’s sake, so she can deal with Jeff’s death. Next week has the Truck Stop Games, as well as a concert where Kelsey and Farrah get bitched out by Big John, and Kelsey overreacts. There is a double elimination. The week after is “Bikini Day Care” where the girls are in charge of caring for some kids. Following THAT is Ambre and Heather coming back to interrogate the exes of the remaining 6 girls.Tool Academy
The lesson last time was on romance, which had a therapy featuring sock puppets. Ashley and Josh rose to the challenge (“You need to make yourself last longer”), while Tommy and Krista didn’t reveal anything, using the excuse that “it’s private” and “everything is okay”. The guys then have a class on how to properly touch a woman, using some fake…hoohahs to find the G-spot and stuff like that. The challenge is balancing on pedestals a few feet apart, while holding a heart-shaped ornament between the two with their lips. The order of elimination determines the order in choosing the romance dates. Tommy and Krista win, and they choose the lakeside dinner. Josh and Ashley are second, and he chose the spa date. Matsuflex and Jenna are third, with him choosing dinner and a movie. Sean and Aida, by default, are left with the camping date. The guys all get stuff for the dates, from flowers to jewelry and such, and then it’s date time. Ashley is bowled over and speechless, and Josh really took note of what she likes. Jenna is satisfied enough with the date to the point where they aren’t watching the movie. Sean definitely does the best he can with his date, and makes it memorable for Aida (in a good way). Krista? Not so impressed. After the dates, the guys and girls get the notice that the girls will move in with the guys…and the drama begins as it’s everybody vs. Tommy/Krista. At elimination, Tommy is sent home-no surprise-and Krista dumps him! Next week is the Family Values lesson, where the families come to visit the remaining Tools (and non-Tool Josh) and the girls. The challenge involves raising piglets-and apparently one Tool tries to break back into the academy after his expulsion. The week after has final exams, and then graduation day.
I Love Money 2
The name of the game has been Get Buddha Out-not just because he is a threat, but because not a lot of people like him. However Leilene was sent home in the previous round because Milf would be more amenable and supportive to the team. Anyways, this week features an endurance challenge-kissing. This time, ass-kissing. They are paired up by random draw and have to stand on a set of low beams. They cannot touch the ground, or each other besides the lip to ass. It ends up being T-Weed and Myammee vs. Frenchy and Prancer-and the Gold Team wraps it up. Frank is Paymaster, and Bonez becomes Public Enemy #2. T-Weed joins Becky and Milf on the power outing-and at elimination, T-Weed is bounced. However, more is to come as teams are re-picked-and Buddha is left out there. Becky says “There is one strong guy left up there…Ice, come get your check”. Next week is a chained race as well as a brand-new secret alliance forming involving Ice, Tailormade, and I believe Bonez. The other interesting note was that Bonez drew the gold token, meaning he got to sit out-he probably would have sat out anyways because I’m not sure how cool he would have been with someone kissing his ass.
Some other random news:
Premiering in March, there is a new show called Tough Love, which is a relationship boot camp of sorts for the girls who can’t get dates. I totally need that show because I can’t get any sort of love.
There will be a second go-around of Real Chance of Love, as Real broke it off with Corn Fed.
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